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Fun’nuts

Like crazy people who dress up their pets for holidays, we like to outfit the our own mascot in ridiculous and embarrassing duds. Fuzzy doesn’t appreciate it, but it’s fun for us and you reap the benefits.

Each fun’nut below was created in Adobe Illustrator of entirely vector artwork. These creations were then imported into Photoshop and saved for web as PNG-24 images with all the fun alpha transparency left intact. We are providing these to you in four sizes: 512, 256, 128, and 64 pixels square. Some will be slightly larger than this, as Fuzzy’s size was kept constant.

Click on Fuzzy for a bigger view.

  1. 1984 Fighting the man

    1984

    Bet you didn’t know it was Fuzzy who threw the hammer.

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  2. beernut Goes great with lager

    beernut

    Zicke, zacke, zicke, zacke, hoi, hoi, hoi!

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  3. chromed Ooooh, shiny!

    chromed

    A ’nut with bling? Hells yes.

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  4. flaming gayness Colorful

    flaming gayness

    Fuzzy is a strong believer in PRIDE.

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  5. Gnut Perforated

    Gnut

    From the far reaches of Apple’s laboratories...

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  6. goth Lives in the shadows

    goth

    He enjoys the darker side of life, too.

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  7. luminous Radioactive?

    luminous

    When Homer Simpson visits, things like this happen.

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  8. mondrian Modern—and flat

    mondrian

    Is applying Mondrian to a coconut modern or post-modern?

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  9. patriotic And the home of the coconuts

    patriotic

    We believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of fuzziness.

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  10. pink power nut Definitely a ninja

    pink power nut

    Fuzzy will kick your ass if you aren’t careful.

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  11. punk Tough as nails

    punk

    Green dye + coconut hair = nightmare.

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  12. tablecloth A checkered past

    tablecloth

    He always wants to come on the picnics.

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  13. taconut Nothing to do with Mexican food

    taconut

    Building buzzword-compliant sites since 2005.

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  14. taxi Awful driver

    chromed

    We’re not sure how he reaches the pedals.

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Desktops

There is absolutely no reason whatsoever that you would want coconuts on your computer desktop, but that didn’t stop us from creating some fun pictures you can download and never use. Besides, they give us another way to make Fuzzy famous.

Each of these desktops is available in six different sizes in five common screen ratios (width:height). If your exact screen resolution is not in the list, download the picture in the correct ratio (yes, it will require you to do some math). For instance, 1280 x 854—which is not available—is a 3:2 ratio screen, just like 1440 x 960—which is. If you don’t want to do the math, just grab one and let your computer stretch it as it pleases. No big deal.

Click on the thumbnail for a slightly bigger view.

  1. fun’nuts Lined up like circus seals

    fun’nuts
    1. download 1920 x 1080 (16:9 • 128k)
    2. download 1680 x 1050 (16:10 • 108k)
    3. download 1440 x 960 (3:2 • 88k)
    4. download 1280 x 1024 (5:4 • 76k)
    5. download 1280 x 720 (16:9 • 72k)
    6. download 1024 x 768 (4:3 • 56k)
  2. fun’nuts 2 It’s the ’nut family

    fun’nuts 2
    1. download 1920 x 1080 (16:9 • 264k)
    2. download 1680 x 1050 (16:10 • 260k)
    3. download 1440 x 960 (3:2 • 228k)
    4. download 1280 x 1024 (5:4 • 236k)
    5. download 1280 x 720 (16:9 • 164k)
    6. download 1024 x 768 (4:3 • 172k)
  3. plaid For a cold winter’s night

    plaid
    1. download 1920 x 1080 (16:9 • 84k)
    2. download 1680 x 1050 (16:10 • 76k)
    3. download 1440 x 960 (3:2 • 72k)
    4. download 1280 x 1024 (5:4 • 72k)
    5. download 1280 x 720 (16:9 • 60k)
    6. download 1024 x 768 (4:3 • 56k)
  4. screen test Coconut TV is experiencing technical difficulties

    screen test
    1. download 1920 x 1080 (16:9 • 64k)
    2. download 1680 x 1050 (16:10 • 56k)
    3. download 1440 x 960 (3:2 • 44k)
    4. download 1280 x 1024 (5:4 • 40k)
    5. download 1280 x 720 (16:9 • 40k)
    6. download 1024 x 768 (4:3 • 28k)

Fuzzy will never forgive us for this.